Well this morning I took a little trip down to Georgia.
No jokes about the song “ The Devil went down to Georgia “. I was
on a mission. I went to make an investment. The Big Game Lottery
was up to 220 MILLION dollars and I just had to make a small donation to
the education system of Georgia. I was amazed at the lines of people
who had the same idea as I did. Little did they know that I was going
to get the winning ticket. I let them buy their tickets so that my
prize would climb to 250 MILLION.
With lottery tickets in hand I’m on my way home, day dreaming
about what I would do with all that money. I’ve decided that I am
going to buy a white Rolls Royce convertible and put a hitch on the back
of it. I’ll get a U-Haul trailer and put an ATM machine on it.
That way I won’t have to carry a wallet with me. Pretty smart
thinking, huh?
All this thinking made me a little hungry so I decided
to stop for a snack at a convenience store in Aiken. As I got out
of the car I noticed the most amazing thing. There it was!
A 24 HOUR LIVE BAIT MACHINE. It looked just like the machine that
you get a Pepsi from but this one was special. On the front of it
was a picture of a giant large mouth bass. This was a worm machine.
Not just one kind of worm but six varieties of the little wigglers.
Yes, now you can buy worms 24 hours a day, seven days a week. The
next time you wake up a 2am and want to go fishing you can. Just
drop your money in, decide which ones you want and push the button. This
sends a box of cooled worms on the roller coaster ride of their lives.
Now why didn’t I think of that?
I just had a new thought of what I’m going to do if I
win the lottery. I’m going to drive to Aiken in my white Rolls Royce
convertible, the one with the ATM behind it and buy me a box of those worms
and go fishing.
Gone fishing,
Carl
One final thought.
We may not have a lottery in South Carolina but at least we’ve got
24-HOUR BAIT MACHINES